I could explain to you just how ill I feel right now after two nights with no sleep, lungs coughing up things the colour of moss, and a head like a blender…
…but I am too ill to write. Count yourself lucky.
Instead I offer you these photographs of our fire place after one mornings action –
this fragile tent 
Man flu is a misunderstood condition. I hope you are laid on the sofa; your wife is mopping your brow and tuning the TV to Cbeebies and all of the time saying ‘You poor,poor lamb’.
Of course I am…
ooooohhhhhh poor you!! =)