You can never be too ready for Armageddon.

Or perhaps you can.

Check this out- you could not make it up…

For the record, I expect to be dead after a couple of weeks.  (Assuming I have not already been raptured.)

What is it about rich western societies that constantly need to invent some dark hidden enemy to fear in order to give life meaning? Why not live in the light? It is much easier to read books.